How to Succeed in Evil is not a self-help page for the maladjusted. It it is the story of Edwin Windsor, Evil Efficiency Consultant. He's like Arthur Anderson for Supervillians.
I knew the laser couldn’t have left the stage that easily. With Edwin’s luck the laser will eventually be built, only to fry all of the family’s power plants and negate all of the effort that he placed into planning.
A brain transplant might help. Switch Eustace’s brain with that of one of the pigs.
I knew the laser couldn’t have left the stage that easily. With Edwin’s luck the laser will eventually be built, only to fry all of the family’s power plants and negate all of the effort that he placed into planning.
I’m torn between pity and disgust for Eustace after this chapter.
Why oh why God? Why must the Eustaces of the world live such a privaliged life? Was Darwin wrong?