How to Succeed in Evil is not a self-help page for the maladjusted. It it is the story of Edwin Windsor, Evil Efficiency Consultant. He's like Arthur Andersen for Supervillains.
Ripped it off from an Episode of the Tick where the Tick goes undercover and attempts to join a League of Evil or some such. They test him for initiation — “EAT THIS KITTEN!”
To this day it is one of the most evil things I can imagine. So I guess it makes this chapter my homage to Ben Edlund. That guy is friggin’ awesome.
Ben Edlund is The Man. When I first saw that episode I think I was actually rolling on the floor. I loved it when The Tick replied, “Eating kittens is just wrong!”
He ate the kitten. …. …. … … *snerk*
Ripped it off from an Episode of the Tick where the Tick goes undercover and attempts to join a League of Evil or some such. They test him for initiation — “EAT THIS KITTEN!”
To this day it is one of the most evil things I can imagine. So I guess it makes this chapter my homage to Ben Edlund. That guy is friggin’ awesome.
It’s new to me so I won’t tell anyone you ripped it off.
Barry sounds like a (slightly) more realistic rewrite of the Cromoglodon.
Yes, my thoughts exactly! Hoping this is the prehistory to the Cromoglodon…my favorite door post
Ben Edlund is The Man. When I first saw that episode I think I was actually rolling on the floor. I loved it when The Tick replied, “Eating kittens is just wrong!”
I almost spit water ALL OVER my keyboard! I loved the calm innocent soothing manner that you lead up to that last line.