How to Succeed in Evil is not a self-help page for the maladjusted. It it is the story of Edwin Windsor, Evil Efficiency Consultant. He's like Arthur Anderson for Supervillians.
Already I cannot wait until the next chapter, can’t believe I’m this excited about a round of golf. Sounds like you have a cold or something though, hope you’ve rested your voice enough(?)
…dear God. I really need to stop trying to predict what Edwin will do; I’ll always fail.
My personal theory now: Edwin’s TRYING to get Excelsior to snap. Turn the world completely against him. I think it’s already working; Excelsior lit a man on fire and burnt legal documents, for Pete’s sake. He’s shown complete contempt for rule of law. Imagine what will happen when/if he loses this game of golf. This could be bad.
There’s another theory I have, but I’ll keep it silent. My only hint: it involved Edwin’s promise.
If Excelsior wins, he’ll stop aiding supervillains. If Edwin wins, Excelsior will leave him alone. If I’m right, then both the writer and myself has the same kind of twisted sense of humor. If I’m wrong, then I’m just reading too much into it.
Ah. I think I get what you are getting at… but I’ll place my bet that Patrick will do something that neither of us expect. He has a good track record that way.
I’m still having problems connecting (”file not found”). *tears out hair*
Libsyn Pro is having a few issues upgrading to 3.0. They should have it straightened out directly. Hang in there.
Thanks. I’ll just try periodically until it works.
Finally! Success!
And it was worth the trouble!
I can’t wait.
Since my office chooses to not play nicely with iTunes, I was happy to listen here.
The player worked well in Firefox.
I can’t believe Excelsior accepted! But I guess he had too. This is ridiculous! Also a wonderful story.
Edwin’s going to kill this guy.
Already I cannot wait until the next chapter, can’t believe I’m this excited about a round of golf. Sounds like you have a cold or something though, hope you’ve rested your voice enough(?)
…dear God. I really need to stop trying to predict what Edwin will do; I’ll always fail.
My personal theory now: Edwin’s TRYING to get Excelsior to snap. Turn the world completely against him. I think it’s already working; Excelsior lit a man on fire and burnt legal documents, for Pete’s sake. He’s shown complete contempt for rule of law. Imagine what will happen when/if he loses this game of golf. This could be bad.
There’s another theory I have, but I’ll keep it silent. My only hint: it involved Edwin’s promise.
Remind me. Promise?
If Excelsior wins, he’ll stop aiding supervillains. If Edwin wins, Excelsior will leave him alone. If I’m right, then both the writer and myself has the same kind of twisted sense of humor. If I’m wrong, then I’m just reading too much into it.
Ah. I think I get what you are getting at… but I’ll place my bet that Patrick will do something that neither of us expect. He has a good track record that way.
Why do I imagine Excelsior’s golf game going about as well as Topper’s golf game. Well maybe not at the start, but towards the end. Muahahhaahaa
Please let Excelsior lose it …please let Excelsior lose it!
Can’t wait to hear Edwin wipe the course with him. No Mulligan’s allowed.