How to Succeed in Evil by Patrick E. McLean

How to Succeed in Evil is not a self-help page for the maladjusted. It it is the story of Edwin Windsor, Evil Efficiency Consultant. He's like Arthur Andersen for Supervillains.

Original Series

The original podcast episodes of How to Succeed in Evil

Episode I – A Thursday Without Golf

 

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Edwin struggles with the lunacy of Brainitar, Amazing Man and the indignities of wrongful arrest.

Episode II – The Less-than-Sinister Dr. Loeb

 

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Evil Masterminds – don’t fool yourselves, they’re not that smart. Edwin finally gets to play golf.

Episode III – A Round of Golf

 

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Not even a beloved sport can offer Edwin a respite from his clients. Topper lives up to his reputation.

Episode IV – The Cromoglodon Falls!

 

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Edwin revenges himself upon the Cromoglodon. (And revenge is a dish best served profitable.)

Episode V – Open for Business

 

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What’s more evil than an insurance company? Well, nothing.

Episode VI – Edwin vs. the FBI

 

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Complicity is the best defense. Edwin co-ops Agent Tupwaddle with the force of truth.

Episode VII – The Henchman’s Molars

 

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Talk about your dead-end jobs. You think Henchmen get full dental. You think they get any dental? Let’s see what happens when Edwin runs the show.

Episode VIII – Contingency Plan

 

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Topper wants to know why they don’t get to have bitches and bling. He doesn’t use those words to ask Edwin – but that’s what he’s wondering.

Episode IX – So They’ll Know

 

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Sometimes dirty work is good for business.

Episode X – Betrayal!

 

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Topper takes matters into his own hands.

Cheap Labor Pt. I

 

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Edwin offers a brilliant evil scheme, but his client is wooed by a guy with a magic rattle.

Cheap Labor Pt. II

 

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“Let me see if I understand this. Your company is overrun by Zombies of your own making?”

Cheap Labor Pt. III

 

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Edwin makes a deal with the VP.

And hey, buy a comic here.

Episode XI – Going Out of Business

 

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Edwin settles the accounts and slips away.

Episode XII – Topper In Charge

 

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Edwin’s former employees get a surprise visit.

Edwin 2.0

 

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I’ve been having trouble writing stories for How to Succeed in Evil because Edwin is too perfect and too laconic. In fact, the way he is in the podcast, he’s kind of unsuitable for a main character. So I’ve done some thinking and some writing and here’s what I’ve come up with. Read the rest of this entry

The Death of Edwin 2.0

 

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After much soul searching, I found I was changing my character for external reasons, rather than for the demands of the story. And I also discovered that, in doing so, I run the risk of destroying what made the the character and the story work in the first place — Edwin’s unique Edwin-ness. Read the rest of this entry

El Justiador Part I

 

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This is qualifies as prequel territory. As the characters have been evolving (and as I’ve been developing ‘Evil for television) I have discovered that the sweet spot of the story is Edwin as a consultant. There’s just no end of fun to be had pitting him against inane villian after inane villian.

So with that, enjoy the first part of Edwin’s involvement with El Justiador! Read the rest of this entry

El Justiador Part II

 

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The inexplicable march of El Justiador marches on.

El Justiador Part III

 

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Topper tries to reason with his captors.

El Justiador Part IV

 

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A reversal of fortune and an unexpected surprise.

El Justiador Part V

 

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Edwin confronts the Matador of Justice.

Unkillable Preview (Subscribe to PatrickeMcLean.com

 

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