“Let me see if I understand this. Your company is overrun by Zombies of your own making?”
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How to Succeed in Evil began as a series on The Seanachai, Patrick McLean’s first podcast. The podcast remains the most developed iteration of the story. New episodes are released as often as we can push them out, so don’t forget to subscribe!
The podcast is structured into the main series and several sub-series, which fill in backstory on Edwin and his life and times as an Evil Efficiency Consultant.
“Let me see if I understand this. Your company is overrun by Zombies of your own making?”
Edwin offers a brilliant evil scheme, but his client is wooed by a guy with a magic rattle.
Topper wants to know why they don’t get to have bitches and bling. He doesn’t use those words to ask Edwin - but that’s what he’s wondering.
Talk about your dead-end jobs. You think Henchmen get full dental. You think they get any dental? Let’s see what happens when Edwin runs the show.
Complicity is the best defense. Edwin co-ops Agent Tupwaddle with the force of truth.
What’s more evil than an insurance company? Well, nothing.
Edwin revenges himself upon the Cromoglodon. (And revenge is a dish best served profitable.)
Not even a beloved sport can offer Edwin a respite from his clients. Topper lives up to his reputation.